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Employed Human does job, Hind Rakshak Sanghatan Leader offended.

On New Year's Eve of 2021, a Bhartiya Janata Party karykarta took up the New Year's resolution of staying true to his party's values and decided to be a full time hypocrite. He crashed a stand-up comedy event and stopped the on going event as the person on stage, Munawar Fariqui, was doing his job on stage. Our hero Aklavya Singh Gaur proudly stopped the event for the simple reason that a human could be employed and could speak his mind in form of jokes. He showed utter disappointment in this event as he knows that the true way of having the right to speak in India is to be a member of the ruling party and live under the shadow of one's mother till 36 years of age. Before we talk about the events that have taken place we need to take a moment to appreciate the greatness of the future MLA of Indore, Aklavya Singh Gaur. Aklavya Ji is of the greatest personalities our generation will ever see. He is the working president of the association MPCKA(Madhya Pradesh Catching Kom...
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This Might Hurt

Ah yes, so we're into 9 months of the pandemic. (I took a whole minute to count from March to November, this kids is what binging the stupidest shows on Netflix does to you) . Oh wait you all forgot there was a pandemic didn't you! I recently read that there's a vaccine coming out soon. I also read a research that we're so unhygienic as a country that even the vaccine went "chee" when it tried to infect us. Talking about research, I conducted one, on me, after I started this blog. This research concluded yesterday and the results say that I can sure think of the most complex topics to write about . But on 90% percent of the occasions I sit down to write about them, I'll fail and then watch Conan's YouTube channel. Hence, I've decided to talk about the world's easiest topic today: relationships Before y'all come at me for picking a topic which is the personality of every third person on Instagram, I'm already apologizing for it . But ...
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If you fly too high boy

 If you fly too high boy, I fear you might get hurt? But if you stay too low, are you worth burying in the dirt? Is it better to live for a short time in the sky? Or lay in one place,  knowing you'll never die? If every man knew when his time would come,  would he live a little harder? or will he thrive to explore? Or would he live be crippled,  knowing his time has come? If you fly too high boy, I fear you might get hurt? I say hell with your worries,  Shoot your spell to the highest, To the highest of clouds of boy. For you've only one life, only one chance at this game, don't sit around existing, depressed by your own demise. Its coming no matter what,  you frown or cry. What if in the afterlife, we keep recounting the days of the past, every chance you've missed to live, to do what you love,  to fall in love with everything around you. So go on boy, live your life to the fullest. If you fly too high boy, you might get burned, but if you stay too lo...
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Indian Stereotypes and Sandwiches.

this wasn't supposed to be a blog post, it was something I wanted perform live but I was just too hyped up today and I don't really think I'm going to get a chance perform this live any soon so here goes.   So how many of y'all reading this took science in 11th, can I get a virtual cheer? YES,LET’S WOO ALL THAT SADNESS OUT TODAY! Yeah, so my dad is an engineer and one thing I’ve realized through the years is that their generation doesn’t really have a sense of humor. Which brings me to thinking that there actually there wasn’t actually a comedy industry before the past decade. And I’ve come to a conclusion that the reason behind this is that they didn’t really have a lot of content, yeah? And now, ironically enough, they are the content! Because Indian parents CANNOT MOVE OVER THEIR STEREOTYPES, like for real why do you think that if you keep your furniture is according to vastu, your dumb kid is going turn out as smart as your elder son out of nowhere, yes well obvious...
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First

umm, So I've wanted to start a blog since a while now but I had no idea what niche I was going to settle in. Which was also why I never actually started one? Anyways, around a week ago I gave myself today's deadline to finally decide what I'm going to write about and finally after overthinking everything for a week only to reach the conclusion that there isn't going to be a theme to this? I was going to base it around how fucked up the education system in our country is and how a lot of families are just stuck in the "engineer/doctor banlo life sort hojaegi" cycle. But again, how much do I milk that 1 joke?(shoutout to the um 4 friends I have who understood this reference)  Ranting all over this blog about how everything has been going wrong lately was also an idea but then I realized that it'd be very toxic and being toxic is just too mainstream now so I'd rather not. This is the first time I'm doing anything like this, so if at all y'all have...
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