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Employed Human does job, Hind Rakshak Sanghatan Leader offended.

On New Year's Eve of 2021, a Bhartiya Janata Party karykarta took up the New Year's resolution of staying true to his party's values and decided to be a full time hypocrite. He crashed a stand-up comedy event and stopped the on going event as the person on stage, Munawar Fariqui, was doing his job on stage. Our hero Aklavya Singh Gaur proudly stopped the event for the simple reason that a human could be employed and could speak his mind in form of jokes. He showed utter disappointment in this event as he knows that the true way of having the right to speak in India is to be a member of the ruling party and live under the shadow of one's mother till 36 years of age. Before we talk about the events that have taken place we need to take a moment to appreciate the greatness of the future MLA of Indore, Aklavya Singh Gaur.

Aklavya Ji is of the greatest personalities our generation will ever see. He is the working president of the association MPCKA(Madhya Pradesh Catching Komedians Association) and chief of Hind Rakshak Sanghatan. He identifies as a proud Hindu Nationalist. Sire here has achieved more than any average 36 year old we have seen. He independently used his mother's political connections and lived in the city of Indore with her and carried out the important duty of being a son to the city's MLA. Despite of having so many accomplishments, the media did not cover the journey of his life, he was fed up of this situation and then he took his decision of arresting and assualting an antinational/jihadi/gujrati/komedian Munawar Fariqui. 


On the day of the arrest, Aklavya Singh Gaur went onto the stage and stopped Munawar Fariqui from doing his job. He raised an issue of utmost importance in our nation i.e. the statements of satire that had been passed by Munawar Fariqui in a komedy show. Munawar Fariqui had the gall of using a polite and civilised way of talking and trying to explain his side of the situation with the help of a horrifying and anti-national term that is logic. Singh now knew, that this man should be arrested under any circumstances. He then called up the police and threw the man behind bars.

After around 10-12 days of the arrest word broke out that Singh ji had no video evidence which supported the F.I.R. A couple of questions came to my mind, how can a legend make this mistake? Superintendent Of Police, Vijay Khatr then restored my faith in the judiciary as he said that "Munawar Fariqui didn't joke about hindu deities, but it doesn't matter" by which he meant that Munawar was rehearsing a joke that he had written in front of the audience and our Aklavya Ji had caught him in the act.

The antinational has been had 3 undeserved bail hearings till now. The first was rejected, the second was dismissed as the crimefighting heroes of Indore forgot to carry the case diary which is the only thing a policemen is supposed to carry while he goes to court. This judge understood how the policemen had recently defeated Thanos and came to the courtroom as they caught the first ST Bus from Titan. Hence, the judge postponed the hearing to the 25th of January.

In the 3rd bail hearing for the release of a comedian, the facts of the case were that there was no recorded evidence of the joke that was cracked, there was an unnecessary complaint of national importance which lost an innocent man a month of earnings and the damaging of the sentiments of a man who has the certificate of hypocrisy personally signed onto him by our country's supreme leader/marketing maestro/messiah of communal hatred/savior of hinduism/prime minister. 

The hearing can be summarized in one sentence that Justice Rohit Arya said in the course of the hearing:
"But why you take undue advantage of other’s religious sentiments and emotions. What is wrong with your mindset? How can you do this for the purpose of your business?" 'You should never take advantage of religious sentiments until and unless it is for winning an election'.
He asked the defending counsel of Munawar Fariqui, Sr Adv Vivek Tankha, if he wants to retract the bail application, to which Advocate Tankha didn't explain that the joke made was not on hindu deities but on the song "mera piya ghar aaja, oh ram ji" and that the joke was made on a hypothetical situation that surrounds the context of this song. Instead, Adv Tankha used the very strong defense by saying, "Joke was not offensive your honour, Bail should be granted", a very strong statement which probably reversed the judge's bias in a matter of seconds.
This wasn't the first Masterstroke that Justice Rohit Arya had played to secure the integrity of the Madhya Pradesh High Court. In August 2020, in a molestation case, the Judge punished the molestor by giving him the punishment of rakhi to the victim, making him the Duryodhana to her Draupadi. What a well read and cultured man!

Munawar has been arrested under 2 sections. The first is present being the Section 269 of the IPC(unlawful act or negligent act to spread a harmful disease) and the second one being the section 2002 of the guj(stating opinion and talking against the ruling party on multiple occasions/making sense while speaking on stage)


On a serious note,
Munawar and 6 other innocent people shall remain in jail on the 26th of January, the day when we celebrate the constitution and innocent people will stay in jail for hurting fragile sentiments.


















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